This webpage is a substitute for an earlier, more optimistic webpage. Never mind that. Why am I effectively shouting this by putting it in the header font for this webpage? I'm not entirely sure BUT NOW I CAN REALLY TURN THIS INTO A WRITTEN SHOUT BECAUSE I KNOW SOME BASIC HTML TAGS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I made this with MATLAB! ...um. Yes. Well. Anyway.

Help! Help! Let me escape this bizarre webpage color scheme!

Ahem. This webpage is under construction. Please return after I have time to write something more sensible...ah, never mind again, that's not all that likely. PLEASE GO SEE MY FLOOD PICTURES INSTEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here! And here! And HERE!